Announcer: LET’S GET READY TO RUMBLE!
SFX: A large crowd roars
Announcer: Fighting out of the red corner, his official weight, 4.2 kilograms, his favourite snack is Tuna Treats, the Furrrrocious Fury, Mr Pickles!
Crowd: PICKLES! PICKLES! PICKLES!
Announcer: Fighting out of the blue corner, his official weight, 35 grams, he’s small, absolutely terrified, and his species is soon to be extinct, it’s Frank Featherweight, the button-quail bird!
SFX: 2 bell dings, roar of crowd
SFX: excessive angry meows, claw slashes, and distressed bird coo coos
FVO: Every day cats kill more than a million Australian birds. Search the RSPCA cat owner guide online and keep your cat indoors.